Look What I Found For Sale

A STICK IN THE MUD

2008-03-12T05:01:00.000-07:00

Four bids up to $10, so far............Yeah.........OK

EBay Item number: 280207808252

A Gift From A Stripper!

2008-03-12T04:52:00.000-07:00

"~~~~ My Stripper Gift ~~~~A hot stripper gave me a present to never forget her!"

I'll bet it's venereal disease! Six bids, currently up to $10.50!

EBay Item number: 110230820460

What?

2008-03-12T04:42:00.000-07:00

So..........Is this a purple vibrator?

"Nikola Tesla himself used similar devices in several patents and called them antennas for free energy. They are said to transfer information from the Schumann field to the human aura. Thus the human organism can bring itself back into an equilibrium on several levels and increase its vibration frequency. The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ is said not only to work as an antenna but also as a transmitter. The field emitted penetrates any material with positive energy."

EBay Item number: 140211293840

Another Holy Image!

2008-03-12T04:34:00.000-07:00

"Holy Image Observed in Unearthed Stone - A Must See!!!"

Opening bid of only $8.95. Not sure which Holy Image this one has, but there ya go!

Item number: 150222263980

A No Easy Way Out Bar

2008-03-12T04:24:00.000-07:00

This, folks is a "No Easy Way Out" chocolate bar. Yes, considering that there are 24 bids on this one and it's up to $41, I'd the say that this is an oxymoron. Yes, the seller seems to have found an easy way out because there are Morons out there bidding on this!

EBay Item number: 280205771810

Haunted Coconut Monkey Head

2008-02-11T06:48:00.000-08:00

Well that's enough to scare the crap out of any toddler!

"This Coconut was carved into a monkey head by my late father. it was a gift to my newborn sun whom is now 4. The reason i say its HAUNTED is because my sun has woke me up late in the night at least 2 dozen times in the last 3-4 months and every time i rush to see what it is, he says he woke up from a nightmare and the monkey head was above him looking down, and every time the monkey head is on the side of his bed instead of on the wall where i had hung it....well i give up, i just want my son to not be scared anymore, u cant put a price on sentimental, so i wont, i just want my money back for this auction and shipping"

EBay Item number: 120221184246

Direct From England!

2008-02-11T06:36:00.000-08:00

This is being sold as unused..........Thankyou! I wonder if Charlie has one of these......

Gentlemans Ball Scratcher-Executive (in Metal Giftbox)

EBay Item number: 320217129558

What?!!!!

2008-02-11T06:25:00.000-08:00

Now this must be in high demand. Nothing like a picture of active Herpes to get you interested. Gross! Go to your Doc. EeeeGads, that's gross!

HPV Genital Herbal Wart Mole Skin tag Removal Remedy

EBAy Item number: 250212556392

Paper Smiley

2008-02-11T06:18:00.000-08:00

A paper Happy Face. Current bid $40 . Wow, A paper happy face. It's not even yellow like iconic Smiley of the 70's. And people are bidding on this. Once again, I'm at a loss for words..........

EBay Item number: 280198600593

Will Smith Rock

2008-02-11T06:07:00.000-08:00

This is supposed to be Will Smith on a rock. There is currently one bid for 99 cents. Personally I don't see the resemblance. Do you? Reminds more of one of the cone heads from Saturday Night Live.

Well at least it's not Jesus again.........

EBay Item number: 190197676701

Dehydrated Water?

2008-01-28T08:59:00.000-08:00

OMG! Hilarious! People fall for this crap!

"This auction is for one gallon of 100% natural dehydrated H2O. This is enough to makes thousands of gallons of drinking water!!! Just add water!!! Simply open the jug, pour into a container for 10 seconds and then fill the rest of the container with water (we recommend bottled water for best taste). It's that simple!!! And if you run out, no problem, just leave the jug open for 30 seconds and it refills itself!!! This is an invaluable item for traveling, camping, the races, etc. Get yours early!!! The price on this stuff is guaranteed to go up!!!! Once you try it you'll wonder how you got by without it for so long!!!"

EBay Item number: 220194664331

Old Disgusting Sock

2008-01-28T08:51:00.000-08:00

"Anything that comes with this is a gift from me to you"

I'm thinking that it may come with some foot fungus. That's worth a current bid of $51.00 don't ya think?

EBay Item number: 350016605188

For Pick Up Only!

2008-01-28T08:45:00.000-08:00

Starting bid $5,000. For pick up only. A chance to have your own water tower. Judging by the proximity of the electric wires, this should be a piece of cake! How the hell does one pick this item up!

EBay Item number: 220196537142

ACTUAL BULL SCROTUM

2008-01-23T07:03:00.000-08:00

Much rather be seen at the mall with this.........Forget the Coach Bag. I wonder if it comes with a goat scrotum wallet?

EBay Item number: 260205921494

WEIRD REAL FROGS

2008-01-23T06:55:00.000-08:00

Yeah, that's a conversation piece alright. Taxidermy frogs in the throws of passion.........Gives a whole new meaning to Horny Toads........

EBay Item number: 180209140208

YOUR NAME ON MY WIFES FEET

2008-01-23T06:47:00.000-08:00

Put some damned shoes on those ugly feet! Geeze!

I don't care how you paint them up, they are damned ugly feet!

She's got cankles! Geeze! A name? You could fit at least a dozen names on those damned ugly feet!

Gross! At least have the courtesy to display attractive feet!

EBay Item number: 220194589528

Outhouse Seat Mirror

2008-01-23T06:37:00.000-08:00

This is an outhouse seat mirror. Yeah, I want to see my face where some one else's ass has been. The ultimate compliment!

EBay Item number: 300193103740

HAUNTED CLOWN DOLL

2008-01-23T06:20:00.000-08:00

This video that accompanies this item has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen.........There are very naughty words in the video. How stupid do they think we are? I am really at a loss for words on this one. Yeah.....haunted by stupidity!

EBay Item number: 320210943182

Mickey Mouse?

2008-01-23T05:59:00.000-08:00

Mickey Mouse shaped green pepper

Honestly......... Why????

"This is a 100 % AUTHENTIC Green Pepper that was found at Pizza Hut in Prairie du Chien, Wisconsin!!! This Green Pepper has NOT been altered in anyway!!! As you can see, it is shaped exactly like Mickey Mouse!!! If you are a Mickey Mouse collector, then YOU HAVE TO HAVE THIS!!! VERY RARE!!! Nothing else like this IN THE WORLD!!! Will ship anywhere!!! Buyer responsible for shipping costs! Shipping costs vary by location!!!! This green pepper has been kept refrigerated so as not to lose it's rare shape!!!"

EBay Item number: 190193053187

A Used Lucky Shoe!

2008-01-23T05:35:00.000-08:00

This is only one stinky shoe........You don't even get the pair. And there's 13 bids up to $10.00 so far. What the hell would one want with one used stinky shoe? Well it's lucky......it is.

EBay Item number: 290199142792

University Degree

2008-01-23T05:29:00.000-08:00

I see the problem with this is......... Does the knowledge come with it? Because generally one should be knowledgeable about the degree you've earned. Oh that's right, you didn't earn it.......Duh!

EBay Item number: 260204891804

Dr.'s Note

2008-01-23T05:23:00.000-08:00

This is a fake Dr.'s note at a buy it now price of $4.99

Do you think this will really work?

EBay Item number: 250208306205

This Is Just Stupid

2008-01-20T17:31:00.000-08:00

This is a 1.8 million dollar damned dog collar...........It costs more than the damned dog. Do people really buy this? I can think of a whole bunch more to do with 1.8 million dollars. Like perhaps save the dogs in shelters? Frivolous BS! The web site is hilarious though.

http://www.ilovedogsdiamonds.com/

Fur Real!

2008-01-19T13:10:00.000-08:00

Folks, This is for real. Wigs for your cat. No wonder cats are notorious for avoiding and ignoring their humans. With idiots around to put wigs on them.

Comes with a first aid kit to repair your scratches after applying the wigs. LOL

Your cat will be the laughing stock of the mouse world!

"Each Kitty Wig™ comes in an attractive round metal wig case with our fresh new logo on it. Your wig will arrive on a wig form and covered in a hair net to help keep its shape and luster."

British Wax Museum Auction

2008-01-19T07:10:00.000-08:00

"Dud ringers: The world's worst waxworks to be sold off at auction"

If you want to scare off the undesirables in your neighborhood, I suggest you spear the heads and place them all about your front yard....That'll keep the Jehovah Witnesses away!

I believe the first three are Charlie, Bob, and John.........Creepy!

Most of these are only the heads.......Even creepier!
I think the one of Prince Charles actually flatters him..........

"P.S. EVEN THE MUSEUM CAN'T PUT A NAME TO THESE. IF YOU CAN GUESS, LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW..."

Smallest House For Sale

2008-01-18T12:37:00.000-08:00

I doubt the world's largest dog in the previous post would fit. Just right for a family of ten! Completely remodeled! Better stay on that diet, couldn't afford to take up much space. Elves really do exist, look there's their house! Oh, Marge, the neighbor's lawn gnomes have moved in!

TORONTO 'S SMALLEST HOUSE for sale. $179,900.00!

Ginormous Dog!

2008-01-17T09:11:00.000-08:00

Do you see the size of this dog? We'll all be anxious to feed this one. Can't imagine the grocery bill. I'll bet that thing eats more than my two horses can eat. What did ya feed it? Raw meat? Looks more like a mammoth.......
Can anyone afford to feed this thing?

Dog For Sale : OR free to good home.
Answers to the name of Dolly. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as "Holy Shit!! "
Your help will be appreciated

Japanese Hand Replacement

2008-01-15T14:06:00.000-08:00

OK, I'm not sure where to begin here because this can go in many directions or not! For the man who has everything, release your stress!

One in the hand is worth two in the bush!

Buy in packs of twelve because it can only be used once, well it could get sticky if used more than once. Let's put it that way.

Leave it the Japanese to cum up with a new fangled gadget like this. You've heard of hands free phones! This is a whole new level...........This item speaks for itself. The Tenga One Cup!

I think the following extract from Tenga's own website answers the question of foot size relationship to other appendages.........As my European husband once traveled to an Asian country and attempted to purchase a pair of shoes and low and behold they only went to size 8.5........weren't gonna fit!

"Q.
Where and how can I buy TENGA from overseas?
A.
We are currently selling TENGA products only in Japan. Unfortunately, you are unable to purchase TENGA outside Japan at this moment. We are now planning to export our products to all over the world. At the first stage, we will export TENGA (same-size as Japan) to Asia, and then after we develop large size products, we will start to export TENGA to the rest of the world"

Make sure you roll your mouse over the pictures on the link below!

http://www.tenga.co.jp/e/top.html

Below is a link to a website showing this item with the most hilarious comments to go along with it.http://www.dannychoo.com/blog_entry/eng/873/Tenga/

Florida Swamp Land!

2008-01-15T07:27:00.000-08:00

If you believe that, I've got some swamp land in Florida for sale.............How can one quarter acre be oversized, ever??!!!

NICE WOODED OVERSIZED LOT @ .25 ACRES!!!!!!!

EBay Item number: 180206930836

To Go With That Submarine

2008-01-15T04:46:00.000-08:00

This building, Address #1 Thames is for sale and located in the middle of London.........in the middle of the Thames River......It's a fixer upper. Convert the old mill to your home for a mere 1.5 million dollars. Barnacle clean up? Your problem. Tides? Again your problem.....but, hey, why not?

777' Martello Tower (similar)land and mooring rights (Freehold of the River Bed) No1 The Thames - unique address!!!
(text and pictures reproduced with the authority of the owner, derived from pictures and text by Nick Catlin and published on
http://www.subbrit.org.uk/sb-sites/sites/g/grain_fort/index.shtml). No reference to previous access is intended to encourage or condone trespass.
Year: 1866
Price: £700,000
Located in Medway, Kent, United Kingdom

Forget That Cigar Boat!

2008-01-15T04:35:00.000-08:00

Well, hey, if your not up for the usual Yacht Club genre, here's something for you. Imagine the parties that could be had. Talk about an extension of a man's part! Forget about the cigar boat, think of babes you'll be gettin' in this thing...............Sold on Maritimesales.com.

This Whiskey Class" Submarine was decommissioned in 1991. This submarine is open to many possibilities, including adventure tourism or active military service. It was rated to a depth of 200 meters or 650 Feet.
VESSEL IDENTIFIER: PI12
Price: U.S. $550,000.00

Just In Case You Need Them

2008-01-14T06:38:00.000-08:00

For sale on eBay.........Grandma's false teeth. Apparently, they forgot to bury them with her. Probably thought they could make a little profit off the old girl yet. " Well, she left us her teeth, Bubba." "Why don't we sell 'em on that there eBay!"

EBay Item number: 220191995988

Used Mystery Camera

2008-01-14T06:21:00.000-08:00

A person would be bidding on someone else's used camera. 18 hours to go and not one bid. Gee, I wonder why. I can't imagine why anyone would want to develop film for someone else. Do they even develop film anymore? Get a digital! And "eeww!" The mind boggles............

EBay Item number: 320206602505

JC on Oil Lamp

2008-01-13T15:34:00.000-08:00

Starting bid at 99 cents, zero bids so far. This is a vision of the "JC" on this oil lamp. I have looked closely at this item and examined it and I'm sorry but I think this oil lamp has a full on wish granting genie in it! I say go for it people. Don't genies grant 3 wishes?

EBay Item number: 350014602751

The New Silver Rush

2008-01-12T07:38:00.001-08:00

Two unpatented mining claims
Silver Mine & Mining Cabin 25 acres CA Mill Site

Sometimes you might just want to get away from it all , what better place than here running water, silver mine, old cabin and even a bath house,

Not sure what mining claim is refer to the BLM web site if you dont understand what a mining claim is

California

sold for US $2,008.00 2 bids
Item number: 220188315544

Adoption teenager - Cheap

2008-01-12T07:33:00.000-08:00

Found This On Craigslist and it tickled me , anyone who has had teenagers will identify with this

I have in my home at this very moment one very obnoxious teenaged child. This child enjoys sleeping late, working hardly ever (calling in fake-sick to a part-time job), hanging out with lazy-ass friends, eating fast food, lying to me, borrowing my car and other extremely annoying traits and habits that allow me to reduce the rehoming fee to a low, low price of only $500. That's right, only $500 and the kid is yours.

Act now and I'll throw in a farting, beer drinking, football watching, nose-picking husband for free.

HURRY, there's only one set available like this!

ann arbor
PostingID: 380750502

Bag of Dog Hair

2008-01-10T17:12:00.000-08:00

I'm really not sure what to say about this one, but some one is selling a bag of dog hair. Yes......believe it or not........dog hair. As if we don't have enough of it to vacuum ourselves or maybe for the person who hasn't ever owned a dog and needs to experience what it's like to vacuum it. We need some one else's dog hair. Although I shouldn't be so hasty. It might be just the thing for those little ugly bald hairless dogs. Glue it on with super glue. Guaranteed not to shed with super glue. Kind of like a wig for the thing. Yeah, that's a good idea!

EBay Item number: 220190806470

Humping Animal Cracker

2008-01-10T17:01:00.001-08:00

The seller admits that this item is several years old. It is a humping animal cracker. Looks to be a mixing of species here. I believe the bear has taken charge of the rhino. Starting bid of $5.99 . Now what would you do with this? I say a classic coffee table conversation piece.

EBay Item number: 230211716456

Used Inedible Cookie

2008-01-10T16:45:00.000-08:00

This chocolate chip cookie is deemed not for human consumption, yet there are 20 bids up to $43.50 . The seller claims that anything extra that comes with this cookie is a gift from him to you. Would that be the crumbs left in the bag it came from? Perhaps he licked it first. I can't believe that someone sells a cookie on EBay, yet more unbelievable is the idiots who bid on it. I know, it's a highly prized chocolate chip cookie from the Cookie Monster's own personal collection!

EBay Item number: 290196790022

For The Mean Boss!

2008-01-10T16:36:00.000-08:00

This is a bullet proof clipboard. Perfect for the jack*ss boss who manages to piss off that not so right in the head employee. You know the one who may go "postal". Be ready for that day! One bid so far at $14.99

EBay Item number: 180204445991

Fall Out!

2008-01-10T11:56:00.000-08:00

Holy Crap! Atomic enema! Is there a shelter that'll block the fall out? I feel sorry for the other living members in that house. Can't imagine the misery this stuff would cause. Who uses it? Has it been a year since they crapped? OMG!

EBay Item number: 180205082517

The Rubber Duck Has Died

2008-01-10T11:50:00.000-08:00

Yes, A dead rubber duck. Pehaps there should have been swimming lessons. The coroner ruled this death by drowning. Certifiably dead!

EBay Item number: 310013736332

One Acre Of Land On Jupiter

2008-01-10T11:42:00.000-08:00

You too can have your very own one acre lot on the planet Jupiter. It may come in handy. At some point we'll annihilate this planet and all jump into our spaceships and head for Jupiter. Mars is closer, but Jupiter has so much more to offer.

EBay Item number: 270202255406

Sorry

2008-01-10T05:38:00.000-08:00

I apologize to those of you who may have wanted to comment and were unable to as Steve and I were so keen on getting this blog started that I forgot to set the comment section correctly, but it's all good now!

Fainting Goats

2008-01-09T08:17:00.000-08:00

I actually have considered these little guys for a "hoot". They are for sale all over the internet. Absolutlely hilarious to watch. I'm afraid if I had one here, it would starve to death. With the dogs barking, it would never get any food as the the three Pigmy goats would eat it all while the little stiffy was laying there. Very tempting this one.............

If You Can't Get The Missile To Work......

2008-01-09T08:05:00.000-08:00

If you can't get the missile to work in the previous post, maybe this one will do. This was found on Armyjeep.net. Look! The old folks in the RV Park don't seem to mind. Maybe they're not worth as many points as they used to be.

M114-A1-E1 , APCA beautiful M114 , fully restored and complete with the M139 Gun , 20MM . It has a Title and is completely legal , garage kept and has never set out . It is definitely one of the finest and most complete I have seen .
Gun has;
TVS-2 "crew served" night vision scope with mounting brackets on the 20MM gun, M120 telescope with mount on gun, Flexible ammo feed chute with cover, Full set of new special size ammo boxes, all with proper markings, Power feed system for M139 gun, Extra feed chute for M139 gun.

Also included with vehicle;
Full set of manuals for vehicle and gun system, New surfboard with all attachments, Have all periscopes, some sealed and boxed N.O.S, M-19 periscopes withy spare heads and full IR power unit, Drive's M26 periscope, Full set of radios- all working, Gun mounts for Cal. 50 or M-60, Full set of all radios-all working, CVC Helmut with radio cable, Radio headsets(3), Intercoms, One complete spare set of tracks, Pioneer tools, Tool and manual bags, Two Laws rocket tubes (inert), Grenade boxes, Signal flags- new in the box, Fire extinguishers, 24Volt jumper cable, First aid kit, Tow cable, Gas can, Plus many small miscellaneous items and parts, most N.O.S.

This M114A1E1 is titled and totally legal.

Polaris ICBM Missile

2008-01-09T07:53:00.000-08:00

Now, Can anyone buy this one? Because...... let's see.......maybe not just anyone should be allowed. I wonder if it's easily armed? Because I see a potential problem with this. Aah maybe not...........?????????? God help the Fox network if Springfield was to point it to towards Shelbyville. Could Homer save the day?Found on Barnstormers!

POLARIS ICBM MISSILE • AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE SALE • FOR SALE IS A POLARIS ICBM DUD MADE BY THE NAVY TO PRACTICE TAKING IN AND OUT POLARIS MISSILES FROM THE SUBMARINES. LOCATED IN LONG ISLAND NY 30' LONG 25000LB PLEASE CONTACT BY EMAIL - NOT BY PHONE!!! •

A Single Package of Ketchup

2008-01-08T15:35:00.000-08:00

I'm gonna watch this one because I want to know if it actually sells.

A single package of Ketchup. This is for sale on EBay. A single package of Ketchup. Does this ship in an envelope or should it be boxed. I mean, if was to open during shipping, that wouldn't be good. I wonder which fast food place they got it from and did they did it out of the bottom of their purse or from the council in between the bucket seats of the car?

EBay Item number: 110212659733

Who Needs a Dog?

2008-01-08T07:54:00.000-08:00

This was found on a UK second hand pets for sale website. Imagine taking this for a walk around the block. It'll probably just slip out of it's collar and leash. It easily could take out that neighbors yappy toy poodle.

"For Sale
GIANT LAND SNAIL ADULT 18CM BIGGER THAN A PLATE!
BIGGER THAN A PLATE GRAB A GREAT PET! 10pounds each or two for 18!!! worth over 50 in pet shops! "

Dead Dog Couch

2008-01-08T07:46:00.000-08:00

Another gem found on Craigslist. A couch that the dog has died on.

And has put the owner in a backbrace. They're lining up for this one!

"Hello. Here is my couch. I hate this couch and it needs to get out of my house. It is the worst couch I have ever seen. I sat on it and now I'm in a back brace. I let my dog have the couch, but then he died on it, so I don't really need it anymore. I miss my dog and I hate this couch. I'm asking $3.75 for the couch because thats how much Buck's favorite chew toy cost me each month. However, I'll consider other offers. I would just throw this couch into the river, but I hurt my back sitting on the couch.
A little more about the couch: I bought it 3 months ago. I paid $900 It came from this swanky furniture place I hate the couch It is uncomfortable and will probably put you in a back brace"

Location: Denver

PostingID: 287000204

What a Bunch of Jackalopes!

2008-01-08T07:39:00.000-08:00

Another thing to add to the trophy wall! I've seen and actually must admit have had one of these once. Ahhh......long story. But I've never seen them whole. Usually only the mounted head! It's a steal with a buy it now price of $10.99 !

EBay Item number: 220189461940

Prize Trophy Lobster

2008-01-08T07:29:00.000-08:00

Here's one any hunter would like to add to his trophy wall! A mounted lobster. I like to eat mine with melted steamy butter! This was found on Craigslist. It's free!

"This is an amazing mounted lobster (18"!!!) on a wonderful marbled paper frame. Impress your friends! Delight your children! Scare your pets! And its free! I'm selling at a loss, but it's all your gain! Haven't you always wanted a lobster mounted on your wall? Now's your chance! And it's Free - that's right, pay nothing now, nothing later, nothing EVER!!! Seriously, get this thing out of my house!!"

PostingID: 403865151

Free Moles

2008-01-08T07:20:00.000-08:00

"I have a bunch of moles in my yard if anyone wants them. Really, they are free catch all you want, no bag limit. These are extremely smart little varmits they avoid traps, poison and dogs. They are very good at digging and making a mess out of yards. They make great Christmas gifts for someone you don't like but they are small so give them two. "
Location: Des moines

PostingID: 475744586

This posting was found on Craigslist. Are they serious? Get a cat! Hire an exterminator! I can't think of anything to add that might make this funnier than it is. I believe this speaks for itself!

The Highly Useful Non Working Pen

2008-01-07T18:48:00.000-08:00

A non working pen...........2 bids so far with 37 hours to go. A non working pen. Now that's a useful item. Since it doesn't write, one could always use it to poke out some one's eye. Maybe dig out your ears. The possibilities are endless.

EBay Item number: 280188588094

A Bomb Loading Truck or Is It

2008-01-07T18:34:00.000-08:00

Now here's something we all could use. A non-working bomb loading truck. With a little ingenuity, I think I could make this thing work! Do you think it will load hay? Perhaps the biproduct of ingested hay to shoot at a crappy neighbor! Muhahaha!

EBay Item number: 120205814298

Spam!

2008-01-07T18:29:00.000-08:00

Who doesn't love Spam? Yes this one comes with a free mystery gift. My guess a second can of Spam. I think the real mystery here is Spam. The true definition of mystery meat.

EBay Item number: 270201764745

A Deluxe Rubber Chicken

2008-01-07T18:23:00.000-08:00

A deluxe rubber chicken as apposed to ordinary rubber chicken. I wonder what makes it deluxe. Perhaps it comes with a cluck! Starting bid at $8.99 Think of the fun!

EBay Item number: 280190464046

MSU Cheese?

2008-01-07T18:17:00.000-08:00

Am I missing something here? I thought Wisconsin was the old dairy state and California the new dairy state. Does the University specialize in cheese manufacturing? Mississippi State Uni cheese. Wonder if this edible?

EBay Item number: 200190327962

Limited Edition Jr.Mints

2008-01-07T18:09:00.000-08:00

Ahhh.........so what. Do they taste any different? They are mint and chocolate whether it's mint in or mint out. I think they may worth something in 2058.

EBay Item number: 170182042971

Really.......

2008-01-07T09:37:00.000-08:00

I'll start this post with 23 bids and current bid at $7.99 There is a secret that comes with it and you are given the option to click and find out, however that just leads to the sellers store of crap. By the way it's once again not even edible. These can be so easily "lifted" at any Hotel, Restaurant, etc. that sells coffee. I guess it's the nonexistent secret.

EBay Item number: 140194769761

A Mystery Watch

2008-01-07T09:26:00.000-08:00

Walmart or Rolex? Judging by the black leather or vinyl that I see peeking out, I'm guessing Walmart. Included are his dead skin cells stuck to the band. Yeah, that's what I want. 5 bids so far and up to $15.50

EBay Item number: 280189795406

Win This Pic

2008-01-07T07:26:00.000-08:00

Who the hell wants to win a picture of you? Whoever the hell you are. Come on, we need to admit that we are already overwhelmed with pictures of cousins, nieces and nephews, stuffed in drawers and wallets we don't know what to do with. So yes....I want another picture of someone I don't know.

EBay Item number: 320204527065

Is This Run By Professor Dumbledore ?

2008-01-06T16:44:00.000-08:00

I'm just wondering if this is something like what Harry Potter and the other kids have had to go through. I'm a little scared of Professor Snape myself. $40.00 and 5 places available.

EBay Item number: 260197877636

A Jar of Whiskers

2008-01-06T13:20:00.001-08:00

This I think, by far is the grossest! Some idiot is selling a jar of whiskers from his electric razor. What's worse would be someone else buying it. What the hell would you do with a jar of whiskers? Conversation piece?

EBay Item number: 180202862917

Depression For Sale

2008-01-06T13:15:00.000-08:00

Now this will cheer you up! Some one's very own jar of depression for sale. Funny enough, only 7 hours to go and not one bid. Gee, I wonder why?

EBay Item number: 300185833129

Dog Artist!

2008-01-06T13:08:00.000-08:00

Yes, you can own your very own original painting done by this dog. Opening bid of 99 cents. Six days to go. Kind of like as "*ss" print from a Xerox in my opinion.

Ebay Item number: 330202318890

Don't Die Just Chill

2008-01-06T11:18:00.001-08:00

If you have the money they have the technology.

Just spend a few years chilling and come back to join the brave new world , it only costs $150,000

For Sale At Alcor Refridgeration

Visit http://www.alcor.org for more information

Moose Crap Jewelry

2008-01-06T10:48:00.000-08:00

Just what I wanted and didn't get for Christmas. Damn! Buy it now for $10.00 Now I'm thinking, I have an abundance of animals in my care.......what if.........Do you think anyone would buy a cat turd on a chain?

EBay Item number: 120207070354

Cocktail Wienies?

2008-01-06T10:41:00.000-08:00

New Years Eve leftover unusually long cocktail wienies. Apparently the seller couldn't bring himself to eat them, so why not sell it on EBay! I'm not saying what it looks like to me, but I'm sure as hell not eatin' them. What would drive a person to purchase this item? Six days to go with an opening bid of 99 cents.

EBay Item number: 110211910024

A Jar of What?

2008-01-06T09:57:00.000-08:00

Now there are only 18 available, but who wouldn't want an authentic alien in a jar? Rumor has it they all come Area 51. This is some one's personal collection. Now here's a thought....What if the Aliens have an EBay of their own and sell us in a jar? Have you ever thought of that? Buy it now from Australia for AU $29.99

EBay Item number: 120203401854

Vampires Beware!

2008-01-06T09:39:00.000-08:00

Be the envy of your neighborhood. Oh great protector! Not everyone has one of these. I can't believe there's not more demand. I have to tell you, I've had an erie feeling about my night shift neighbor, haven't you? Starting bid $14.99

EBay Item number: 150200740693

Just One

2008-01-06T08:49:00.000-08:00

Why buy a package at Walmart when you can but just one? 8 bids so far. Up to $10.50.

Ebay Item number: 320201735869

Look It's Dolly! An Inflatable Sheep!

2008-01-06T08:41:00.000-08:00

There are six available. They already cloned them! Buy it now. $11.76 They've spent millions on cloning her! Easy to catch. Don't even need your wellies. She's smiling..........

Ebay Item number: 180202305817

Fart Spray!

2008-01-06T08:27:00.000-08:00

What household really needs this? I mean really. Can't we produce our own. Nothing that a good can of beans can't do for you and hell if you're a dog owner need I say more?

Ebay Item number: 160195163546

JC on a Shower Curtain

2008-01-06T08:20:00.000-08:00

Jesus Christ on my shower Curtain ! Looks like it needs to be cleaned to me. Wonder how old He is in that pic?

EBay Item number: 300187446154

Speechless.........

2008-01-06T08:10:00.000-08:00

Imagine 13 bids on a pair of non-edible dark chocolate M & Ms. So far up to $24 bucks. What will the buyer do with these? Do you think I might get more if I sell an entire edible bag?

Ebay Item number: 290194511423

Coinpurse?

2008-01-06T08:04:00.000-08:00

Some male Kangaroo out there isn't happy. And probably a little sore too. But, Hey! You'll have something nifty to carry around your coins with. With a buy it now price of $24.00

Ebay Item number: 180203057363

Be Invisible!

2008-01-06T07:58:00.001-08:00

Can you see me now? How about now? Some one is selling invisibility. I don't know who it is. Can't see him. Yes, Invisibility! Can't imagine how that works.

Ebay Item number: 130187071289

Amazing Potato

2008-01-06T07:49:00.000-08:00

Here is an "Amazing Potato" Actually for sale on Ebay. Look! They've even enhanced it with decoration. It's not even rotting yet!

Ebay Item number: 170182953670

Ancient Wishbox!

2008-01-06T07:42:00.000-08:00

Starting bid $39.99. I wish it would go away. It's accompanied by music. Does it sing when you open it? Hmmmm.........I wonder.

Ebay Item number: 310012902311

I Can't Imagine

2008-01-06T07:34:00.000-08:00

I'm not really sure how to say this one, but it used to belong to a Buffalo. I think he may be missing it. It's a must have for anyone with good dental hygiene. I'll let you guess.

Ebay Item number: 230209131240

A Classic Ghost in a Jar

2008-01-06T07:10:00.000-08:00

"I picked up this Jar at my uncles estate sale. It's believed to contain a ghost! possibly of George Harrison. If you're in to ghosts and other super natural phenomenon, or are a Beatles fan, this is the item for you"

Need I say anything............ Perhaps the ghost finder from Ebay will truly authenticate this one. This is posted on Craigslist. PostingID: 504298183

Look! A Time Traveler Needs Money!

2008-01-06T07:06:00.000-08:00

i have come into the possession of my great grandfathers life work, among being a decorated aeronautical engineer it would appear he dabbled in the lesser accepted sciences. i have almost finished building his masterpiece a 1952 nash rambler time machine. unfortunately my grandfather didn't live long enough to find an energy source with high enough density to fuel his machine, but i believe i have the problem solved. serious offers only, i would like to exchange paper money for paper money printed before 1965 (for OBVIOUS reasons!). i will pay 5% of the total currency exchanged, unfortunately i cannot offer transfers of coinage as i am already pushing the weight limit as it is! please no solicitations on changing the future as any changing would only happen in an alternate future reality and be a waste of yours and my time. back to the workshop!

Found on Craigslist
PostingID: 469985878 In Santa Barbara

Ghost Hunting Detector

2008-01-06T06:56:00.000-08:00

Now just in case your finding yourself haunted, here's a handy item. What the hell you do with the ghost once you've found it, well, just call the Ghost Busters!

Ebay Item number: 220188973840

WTF?

2008-01-06T06:39:00.000-08:00

The sick bit is that he payed $300.00 for it earlier this year. Wonder why the rubber dog hood isn't working for him? Maybe it restricts his ability to breathe. Something that is conducive to living. Three bids so far. Only used a few times.

Ebay Item number: 160194699237

Foot Stump

2008-01-06T06:28:00.000-08:00

A rare opportunity to sponsor some one's foot stump. Yes, I said it. Foot stump. Ahhhh........foot stump? Your name on some one elses foot stump. Starting bid at $500.00. Wonder if it comes with a shoe? Perhaps instead of your name there, you could advertise your business. That would be good.

Ebay Item number: 170182389261

Have You Considered Dignity?

2008-01-06T06:22:00.000-08:00

Well, this boy has. He is selling his diginity. Yes, up to $1,500.00 so far. I wonder if he'll clean horse crap. Might book him in the Spring for my barn.

Ebay Item number: 220188313498

GIANT T Tyrannosaurus Rex

2008-01-06T06:09:00.000-08:00

Large crane and truck assembly Not Included. This boy comes from 20 foot on up to 40 foot tall. So you thought that bit of self assembly Walmart furniture was a tough one. "Look who moved into the neighborhood!" "And I thought the Smith's lawn gnome was offensive!"

Item number: 160194020861

Warms What?

2008-01-06T05:43:00.000-08:00

Here's something handmade and from the heart. It's meant to warm a particular part of the body. Can you guess what that is? Kind of cute isn't it.

Ebay Item number: 270201335541

Dead Piglet!

2008-01-06T05:25:00.000-08:00

A chewed to death piglet. Starting bid one pence in the UK. Six days to go. Start bidding people. This one will go fast!

Ebay Item number: 150202819197

Unbelievable!

2008-01-06T05:09:00.000-08:00

A penny for your thoughts. The current bid for one cent is now $75.00. With one day and seven hours to go and thirty bids. Now that's smart. If anyone I know ever bid on something like this I'd kick their *ss! Since when is a 2007 penny worth $75 ?

Ebay Item number: 280187756479

Unused Wishbone for Sale

2008-01-06T04:47:00.001-08:00

Here's a good one. This is some one's "unused" Christmas turkey wishbone for sale. Last one of 2007. It's going fast! Up to $11.04 with 9 bids already. Hurry folks, only 4 days left to go. And we scratch our heads and wonder why the world in the state that it is. Is there really that many stupid people out there?

Ebay Item number: 180201974306

A Good Pair Of Wore Out Shoes

2008-01-06T04:47:00.000-08:00

Well. What can I say? Starting bid at 99 cents. Four days to go.

Ebay

Item number: 320203355299

Two Tic Tacs?

2008-01-06T04:36:00.000-08:00

WTF? Believe it or not there are now 14 bids on these rare "unused" tic tacs driving the price up to $15.50. That's one I'm going for. I tell ya! Who bids on this stuff? I'd much rather buy these at who knows what the actual price will be in the end as there's 15 hours to go folks, than spend a buck 29 at the gas station.

Ebay

Item number: 140193781672

Fish For Sale

2008-01-05T17:51:00.000-08:00

Here is a "fish-shaped" possibly spiritual piece of driftwood for sale on Ebay. Personally, I don't see it, but hey, you never know.
There are currently 11 bids on it with five days and six hours to go, up to a whopping $10. We'll just have to see.

Found On Ebay Item Number

Item number: 260199919483