A STICK IN THE MUD

Four bids up to $10, so far............Yeah.........OK


EBay Item number: 280207808252

A Gift From A Stripper!

"~~~~ My Stripper Gift ~~~~A hot stripper gave me a present to never forget her!"

I'll bet it's venereal disease! Six bids, currently up to $10.50!

EBay Item number: 110230820460

What?

So..........Is this a purple vibrator?

"Nikola Tesla himself used similar devices in several patents and called them antennas for free energy. They are said to transfer information from the Schumann field to the human aura. Thus the human organism can bring itself back into an equilibrium on several levels and increase its vibration frequency. The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ is said not only to work as an antenna but also as a transmitter. The field emitted penetrates any material with positive energy."

EBay Item number: 140211293840

Another Holy Image!

"Holy Image Observed in Unearthed Stone - A Must See!!!"

Opening bid of only $8.95. Not sure which Holy Image this one has, but there ya go!

Item number: 150222263980

A No Easy Way Out Bar

This, folks is a "No Easy Way Out" chocolate bar. Yes, considering that there are 24 bids on this one and it's up to $41, I'd the say that this is an oxymoron. Yes, the seller seems to have found an easy way out because there are Morons out there bidding on this!

EBay Item number: 280205771810

Haunted Coconut Monkey Head

Well that's enough to scare the crap out of any toddler!

"This Coconut was carved into a monkey head by my late father. it was a gift to my newborn sun whom is now 4. The reason i say its HAUNTED is because my sun has woke me up late in the night at least 2 dozen times in the last 3-4 months and every time i rush to see what it is, he says he woke up from a nightmare and the monkey head was above him looking down, and every time the monkey head is on the side of his bed instead of on the wall where i had hung it....well i give up, i just want my son to not be scared anymore, u cant put a price on sentimental, so i wont, i just want my money back for this auction and shipping"

EBay Item number: 120221184246

Direct From England!

This is being sold as unused..........Thankyou! I wonder if Charlie has one of these......

Gentlemans Ball Scratcher-Executive (in Metal Giftbox)

EBay Item number: 320217129558