Dehydrated Water?

OMG! Hilarious! People fall for this crap!

"This auction is for one gallon of 100% natural dehydrated H2O. This is enough to makes thousands of gallons of drinking water!!! Just add water!!! Simply open the jug, pour into a container for 10 seconds and then fill the rest of the container with water (we recommend bottled water for best taste). It's that simple!!! And if you run out, no problem, just leave the jug open for 30 seconds and it refills itself!!! This is an invaluable item for traveling, camping, the races, etc. Get yours early!!! The price on this stuff is guaranteed to go up!!!! Once you try it you'll wonder how you got by without it for so long!!!"

EBay Item number: 220194664331

Old Disgusting Sock

"Anything that comes with this is a gift from me to you"

I'm thinking that it may come with some foot fungus. That's worth a current bid of $51.00 don't ya think?

EBay Item number: 350016605188

For Pick Up Only!

Starting bid $5,000. For pick up only. A chance to have your own water tower. Judging by the proximity of the electric wires, this should be a piece of cake! How the hell does one pick this item up!

EBay Item number: 220196537142

ACTUAL BULL SCROTUM

Much rather be seen at the mall with this.........Forget the Coach Bag. I wonder if it comes with a goat scrotum wallet?

EBay Item number: 260205921494

WEIRD REAL FROGS

Yeah, that's a conversation piece alright. Taxidermy frogs in the throws of passion.........Gives a whole new meaning to Horny Toads........

EBay Item number: 180209140208

YOUR NAME ON MY WIFES FEET

Put some damned shoes on those ugly feet! Geeze!

I don't care how you paint them up, they are damned ugly feet!

She's got cankles! Geeze! A name? You could fit at least a dozen names on those damned ugly feet!

Gross! At least have the courtesy to display attractive feet!

EBay Item number: 220194589528

Outhouse Seat Mirror

This is an outhouse seat mirror. Yeah, I want to see my face where some one else's ass has been. The ultimate compliment!

EBay Item number: 300193103740

HAUNTED CLOWN DOLL

This video that accompanies this item has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen.........There are very naughty words in the video. How stupid do they think we are? I am really at a loss for words on this one. Yeah.....haunted by stupidity!

EBay Item number: 320210943182

Mickey Mouse?

Mickey Mouse shaped green pepper

Honestly......... Why????

"This is a 100 % AUTHENTIC Green Pepper that was found at Pizza Hut in Prairie du Chien, Wisconsin!!! This Green Pepper has NOT been altered in anyway!!! As you can see, it is shaped exactly like Mickey Mouse!!! If you are a Mickey Mouse collector, then YOU HAVE TO HAVE THIS!!! VERY RARE!!! Nothing else like this IN THE WORLD!!! Will ship anywhere!!! Buyer responsible for shipping costs! Shipping costs vary by location!!!! This green pepper has been kept refrigerated so as not to lose it's rare shape!!!"

EBay Item number: 190193053187

A Used Lucky Shoe!

This is only one stinky shoe........You don't even get the pair. And there's 13 bids up to $10.00 so far. What the hell would one want with one used stinky shoe? Well it's lucky......it is.

EBay Item number: 290199142792

University Degree

I see the problem with this is......... Does the knowledge come with it? Because generally one should be knowledgeable about the degree you've earned. Oh that's right, you didn't earn it.......Duh!

EBay Item number: 260204891804

Dr.'s Note

This is a fake Dr.'s note at a buy it now price of $4.99

Do you think this will really work?

EBay Item number: 250208306205

This Is Just Stupid

This is a 1.8 million dollar damned dog collar...........It costs more than the damned dog. Do people really buy this? I can think of a whole bunch more to do with 1.8 million dollars. Like perhaps save the dogs in shelters? Frivolous BS! The web site is hilarious though.

http://www.ilovedogsdiamonds.com/

Fur Real!

Folks, This is for real. Wigs for your cat. No wonder cats are notorious for avoiding and ignoring their humans. With idiots around to put wigs on them.

Comes with a first aid kit to repair your scratches after applying the wigs. LOL

Your cat will be the laughing stock of the mouse world!

"Each Kitty Wig™ comes in an attractive round metal wig case with our fresh new logo on it. Your wig will arrive on a wig form and covered in a hair net to help keep its shape and luster."

British Wax Museum Auction

"Dud ringers: The world's worst waxworks to be sold off at auction"

If you want to scare off the undesirables in your neighborhood, I suggest you spear the heads and place them all about your front yard....That'll keep the Jehovah Witnesses away!

I believe the first three are Charlie, Bob, and John.........Creepy!

Most of these are only the heads.......Even creepier!
I think the one of Prince Charles actually flatters him..........

"P.S. EVEN THE MUSEUM CAN'T PUT A NAME TO THESE. IF YOU CAN GUESS, LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW..."

Smallest House For Sale

I doubt the world's largest dog in the previous post would fit. Just right for a family of ten! Completely remodeled! Better stay on that diet, couldn't afford to take up much space. Elves really do exist, look there's their house! Oh, Marge, the neighbor's lawn gnomes have moved in!

TORONTO 'S SMALLEST HOUSE for sale. $179,900.00!

Ginormous Dog!

Do you see the size of this dog? We'll all be anxious to feed this one. Can't imagine the grocery bill. I'll bet that thing eats more than my two horses can eat. What did ya feed it? Raw meat? Looks more like a mammoth.......
Can anyone afford to feed this thing?



Dog For Sale : OR free to good home.
Answers to the name of Dolly. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as "Holy Shit!! "
Your help will be appreciated

Japanese Hand Replacement

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Florida Swamp Land!

If you believe that, I've got some swamp land in Florida for sale.............How can one quarter acre be oversized, ever??!!!

NICE WOODED OVERSIZED LOT @ .25 ACRES!!!!!!!

EBay Item number: 180206930836

To Go With That Submarine

This building, Address #1 Thames is for sale and located in the middle of London.........in the middle of the Thames River......It's a fixer upper. Convert the old mill to your home for a mere 1.5 million dollars. Barnacle clean up? Your problem. Tides? Again your problem.....but, hey, why not?

777' Martello Tower (similar)land and mooring rights (Freehold of the River Bed) No1 The Thames - unique address!!!
(text and pictures reproduced with the authority of the owner, derived from pictures and text by Nick Catlin and published on
http://www.subbrit.org.uk/sb-sites/sites/g/grain_fort/index.shtml). No reference to previous access is intended to encourage or condone trespass.
Year: 1866
Price: £700,000
Located in Medway, Kent, United Kingdom

Forget That Cigar Boat!

Well, hey, if your not up for the usual Yacht Club genre, here's something for you. Imagine the parties that could be had. Talk about an extension of a man's part! Forget about the cigar boat, think of babes you'll be gettin' in this thing...............Sold on Maritimesales.com.

This Whiskey Class" Submarine was decommissioned in 1991. This submarine is open to many possibilities, including adventure tourism or active military service. It was rated to a depth of 200 meters or 650 Feet.
VESSEL IDENTIFIER: PI12
Price: U.S. $550,000.00

Just In Case You Need Them

For sale on eBay.........Grandma's false teeth. Apparently, they forgot to bury them with her. Probably thought they could make a little profit off the old girl yet. " Well, she left us her teeth, Bubba." "Why don't we sell 'em on that there eBay!"

EBay Item number: 220191995988

Used Mystery Camera

A person would be bidding on someone else's used camera. 18 hours to go and not one bid. Gee, I wonder why. I can't imagine why anyone would want to develop film for someone else. Do they even develop film anymore? Get a digital! And "eeww!" The mind boggles............

EBay Item number: 320206602505

JC on Oil Lamp

Starting bid at 99 cents, zero bids so far. This is a vision of the "JC" on this oil lamp. I have looked closely at this item and examined it and I'm sorry but I think this oil lamp has a full on wish granting genie in it! I say go for it people. Don't genies grant 3 wishes?

EBay Item number: 350014602751

The New Silver Rush

Two unpatented mining claims
Silver Mine & Mining Cabin 25 acres CA Mill Site

Sometimes you might just want to get away from it all , what better place than here running water, silver mine, old cabin and even a bath house,

Not sure what mining claim is refer to the BLM web site if you dont understand what a mining claim is

California

sold for US $2,008.00 2 bids
Item number: 220188315544

Adoption teenager - Cheap

Found This On Craigslist and it tickled me , anyone who has had teenagers will identify with this

I have in my home at this very moment one very obnoxious teenaged child. This child enjoys sleeping late, working hardly ever (calling in fake-sick to a part-time job), hanging out with lazy-ass friends, eating fast food, lying to me, borrowing my car and other extremely annoying traits and habits that allow me to reduce the rehoming fee to a low, low price of only $500. That's right, only $500 and the kid is yours.

Act now and I'll throw in a farting, beer drinking, football watching, nose-picking husband for free.

HURRY, there's only one set available like this!

ann arbor
PostingID: 380750502

Bag of Dog Hair

I'm really not sure what to say about this one, but some one is selling a bag of dog hair. Yes......believe it or not........dog hair. As if we don't have enough of it to vacuum ourselves or maybe for the person who hasn't ever owned a dog and needs to experience what it's like to vacuum it. We need some one else's dog hair. Although I shouldn't be so hasty. It might be just the thing for those little ugly bald hairless dogs. Glue it on with super glue. Guaranteed not to shed with super glue. Kind of like a wig for the thing. Yeah, that's a good idea!

EBay Item number: 220190806470

Humping Animal Cracker

The seller admits that this item is several years old. It is a humping animal cracker. Looks to be a mixing of species here. I believe the bear has taken charge of the rhino. Starting bid of $5.99 . Now what would you do with this? I say a classic coffee table conversation piece.

EBay Item number: 230211716456

Used Inedible Cookie

This chocolate chip cookie is deemed not for human consumption, yet there are 20 bids up to $43.50 . The seller claims that anything extra that comes with this cookie is a gift from him to you. Would that be the crumbs left in the bag it came from? Perhaps he licked it first. I can't believe that someone sells a cookie on EBay, yet more unbelievable is the idiots who bid on it. I know, it's a highly prized chocolate chip cookie from the Cookie Monster's own personal collection!

EBay Item number: 290196790022

For The Mean Boss!

This is a bullet proof clipboard. Perfect for the jack*ss boss who manages to piss off that not so right in the head employee. You know the one who may go "postal". Be ready for that day! One bid so far at $14.99

EBay Item number: 180204445991

Fall Out!

Holy Crap! Atomic enema! Is there a shelter that'll block the fall out? I feel sorry for the other living members in that house. Can't imagine the misery this stuff would cause. Who uses it? Has it been a year since they crapped? OMG!

EBay Item number: 180205082517

The Rubber Duck Has Died

Yes, A dead rubber duck. Pehaps there should have been swimming lessons. The coroner ruled this death by drowning. Certifiably dead!

EBay Item number: 310013736332

One Acre Of Land On Jupiter

You too can have your very own one acre lot on the planet Jupiter. It may come in handy. At some point we'll annihilate this planet and all jump into our spaceships and head for Jupiter. Mars is closer, but Jupiter has so much more to offer.

EBay Item number: 270202255406

Sorry

I apologize to those of you who may have wanted to comment and were unable to as Steve and I were so keen on getting this blog started that I forgot to set the comment section correctly, but it's all good now!

Fainting Goats

I actually have considered these little guys for a "hoot". They are for sale all over the internet. Absolutlely hilarious to watch. I'm afraid if I had one here, it would starve to death. With the dogs barking, it would never get any food as the the three Pigmy goats would eat it all while the little stiffy was laying there. Very tempting this one.............

If You Can't Get The Missile To Work......

If you can't get the missile to work in the previous post, maybe this one will do. This was found on Armyjeep.net. Look! The old folks in the RV Park don't seem to mind. Maybe they're not worth as many points as they used to be.

M114-A1-E1 , APCA beautiful M114 , fully restored and complete with the M139 Gun , 20MM . It has a Title and is completely legal , garage kept and has never set out . It is definitely one of the finest and most complete I have seen .
Gun has;
TVS-2 "crew served" night vision scope with mounting brackets on the 20MM gun, M120 telescope with mount on gun, Flexible ammo feed chute with cover, Full set of new special size ammo boxes, all with proper markings, Power feed system for M139 gun, Extra feed chute for M139 gun.

Also included with vehicle;
Full set of manuals for vehicle and gun system, New surfboard with all attachments, Have all periscopes, some sealed and boxed N.O.S, M-19 periscopes withy spare heads and full IR power unit, Drive's M26 periscope, Full set of radios- all working, Gun mounts for Cal. 50 or M-60, Full set of all radios-all working, CVC Helmut with radio cable, Radio headsets(3), Intercoms, One complete spare set of tracks, Pioneer tools, Tool and manual bags, Two Laws rocket tubes (inert), Grenade boxes, Signal flags- new in the box, Fire extinguishers, 24Volt jumper cable, First aid kit, Tow cable, Gas can, Plus many small miscellaneous items and parts, most N.O.S.

This M114A1E1 is titled and totally legal.

Polaris ICBM Missile

Now, Can anyone buy this one? Because...... let's see.......maybe not just anyone should be allowed. I wonder if it's easily armed? Because I see a potential problem with this. Aah maybe not...........?????????? God help the Fox network if Springfield was to point it to towards Shelbyville. Could Homer save the day?Found on Barnstormers!

POLARIS ICBM MISSILE • AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE SALE • FOR SALE IS A POLARIS ICBM DUD MADE BY THE NAVY TO PRACTICE TAKING IN AND OUT POLARIS MISSILES FROM THE SUBMARINES. LOCATED IN LONG ISLAND NY 30' LONG 25000LB PLEASE CONTACT BY EMAIL - NOT BY PHONE!!! •

A Single Package of Ketchup

I'm gonna watch this one because I want to know if it actually sells.

A single package of Ketchup. This is for sale on EBay. A single package of Ketchup. Does this ship in an envelope or should it be boxed. I mean, if was to open during shipping, that wouldn't be good. I wonder which fast food place they got it from and did they did it out of the bottom of their purse or from the council in between the bucket seats of the car?

EBay Item number: 110212659733

Who Needs a Dog?

This was found on a UK second hand pets for sale website. Imagine taking this for a walk around the block. It'll probably just slip out of it's collar and leash. It easily could take out that neighbors yappy toy poodle.


"For Sale
GIANT LAND SNAIL ADULT 18CM BIGGER THAN A PLATE!
BIGGER THAN A PLATE GRAB A GREAT PET! 10pounds each or two for 18!!! worth over 50 in pet shops! "

Dead Dog Couch

Another gem found on Craigslist. A couch that the dog has died on.

And has put the owner in a backbrace. They're lining up for this one!

"Hello. Here is my couch. I hate this couch and it needs to get out of my house. It is the worst couch I have ever seen. I sat on it and now I'm in a back brace. I let my dog have the couch, but then he died on it, so I don't really need it anymore. I miss my dog and I hate this couch. I'm asking $3.75 for the couch because thats how much Buck's favorite chew toy cost me each month. However, I'll consider other offers. I would just throw this couch into the river, but I hurt my back sitting on the couch.
A little more about the couch: I bought it 3 months ago. I paid $900 It came from this swanky furniture place I hate the couch It is uncomfortable and will probably put you in a back brace"

Location: Denver

PostingID: 287000204

What a Bunch of Jackalopes!

Another thing to add to the trophy wall! I've seen and actually must admit have had one of these once. Ahhh......long story. But I've never seen them whole. Usually only the mounted head! It's a steal with a buy it now price of $10.99 !

EBay Item number: 220189461940

Prize Trophy Lobster

Here's one any hunter would like to add to his trophy wall! A mounted lobster. I like to eat mine with melted steamy butter! This was found on Craigslist. It's free!

"This is an amazing mounted lobster (18"!!!) on a wonderful marbled paper frame. Impress your friends! Delight your children! Scare your pets! And its free! I'm selling at a loss, but it's all your gain! Haven't you always wanted a lobster mounted on your wall? Now's your chance! And it's Free - that's right, pay nothing now, nothing later, nothing EVER!!! Seriously, get this thing out of my house!!"

PostingID: 403865151

Free Moles

"I have a bunch of moles in my yard if anyone wants them. Really, they are free catch all you want, no bag limit. These are extremely smart little varmits they avoid traps, poison and dogs. They are very good at digging and making a mess out of yards. They make great Christmas gifts for someone you don't like but they are small so give them two. "
Location: Des moines


PostingID: 475744586


This posting was found on Craigslist. Are they serious? Get a cat! Hire an exterminator! I can't think of anything to add that might make this funnier than it is. I believe this speaks for itself!

The Highly Useful Non Working Pen

A non working pen...........2 bids so far with 37 hours to go. A non working pen. Now that's a useful item. Since it doesn't write, one could always use it to poke out some one's eye. Maybe dig out your ears. The possibilities are endless.

EBay Item number: 280188588094

A Bomb Loading Truck or Is It

Now here's something we all could use. A non-working bomb loading truck. With a little ingenuity, I think I could make this thing work! Do you think it will load hay? Perhaps the biproduct of ingested hay to shoot at a crappy neighbor! Muhahaha!

EBay Item number: 120205814298

Spam!

Who doesn't love Spam? Yes this one comes with a free mystery gift. My guess a second can of Spam. I think the real mystery here is Spam. The true definition of mystery meat.

EBay Item number: 270201764745

A Deluxe Rubber Chicken

A deluxe rubber chicken as apposed to ordinary rubber chicken. I wonder what makes it deluxe. Perhaps it comes with a cluck! Starting bid at $8.99 Think of the fun!

EBay Item number: 280190464046

MSU Cheese?

Am I missing something here? I thought Wisconsin was the old dairy state and California the new dairy state. Does the University specialize in cheese manufacturing? Mississippi State Uni cheese. Wonder if this edible?

EBay Item number: 200190327962

Limited Edition Jr.Mints

Ahhh.........so what. Do they taste any different? They are mint and chocolate whether it's mint in or mint out. I think they may worth something in 2058.

EBay Item number: 170182042971

Really.......

I'll start this post with 23 bids and current bid at $7.99 There is a secret that comes with it and you are given the option to click and find out, however that just leads to the sellers store of crap. By the way it's once again not even edible. These can be so easily "lifted" at any Hotel, Restaurant, etc. that sells coffee. I guess it's the nonexistent secret.

EBay Item number: 140194769761